Posts by Jeremy Trylch:
Post from the Rose
August 17th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchScott Phillips’ Last Collector Standing
July 29th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchJust when you think you know a guy, a super cool article/interview comes out about him and twists your image. Okay, I know Scott’s into retro cool stuff, it’s all over his blog. But writing to Yo La Tengo on Vinyl? No wonder his writing is so fucked it’s wonderful. I can just see him typing away to “Love Life of an Octopus.” I might have to break out the typewriter and clack along.
Check out Scott Phillips’ May 6th Last Collector Standing interview.
Chief Seattle’s Letter
June 18th, 2010 by Jeremy Trylch“The President in Washington sends word that he wishes to buy our land. But how can you buy or sell the sky? the land? The idea is strange to us. If we do not own the freshness of the air and the sparkle of the water, how can you buy them?
Every part of the earth is sacred to my people. Every shining pine needle, every sandy shore, every mist in the dark woods, every meadow, every humming insect. All are holy in the memory and experience of my people.
We know the sap which courses through the trees as we know the blood that courses through our veins. We are part of the earth and it is part of us. The perfumed flowers are our sisters. The bear, the deer, the great eagle, these are our brothers. The rocky crests, the dew in the meadow, the body heat of the pony, and man all belong to the same family.
The shining water that moves in the streams and rivers is not just water, but the blood of our ancestors. If we sell you our land, you must remember that it is sacred. Each glossy reflection in the clear waters of the lakes tells of events and memories in the life of my people. The water’s murmur is the voice of my father’s father.
The rivers are our brothers. They quench our thirst. They carry our canoes and feed our children. So you must give the rivers the kindness that you would give any brother.
If we sell you our land, remember that the air is precious to us, that the air shares its spirit with all the life that it supports. The wind that gave our grandfather his first breath also received his last sigh. The wind also gives our children the spirit of life. So if we sell our land, you must keep it apart and sacred, as a place where man can go to taste the wind that is sweetened by the meadow flowers.
Will you teach your children what we have taught our children? That the earth is our mother? What befalls the earth befalls all the sons of the earth.
This we know: the earth does not belong to man, man belongs to the earth. All things are connected like the blood that unites us all. Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.
One thing we know: our God is also your God. The earth is precious to him and to harm the earth is to heap contempt on its creator.
Your destiny is a mystery to us. What will happen when the buffalo are all slaughtered? The wild horses tamed? What will happen when the secret corners of the forest are heavy with the scent of many men and the view of the ripe hills is blotted with talking wires? Where will the thicket be? Gone! Where will the eagle be? Gone! And what is to say goodbye to the swift pony and then hunt? The end of living and the beginning of survival.
When the last red man has vanished with this wilderness, and his memory is only the shadow of a cloud moving across the prairie, will these shores and forests still be here? Will there be any of the spirit of my people left?
We love this earth as a newborn loves its mother’s heartbeat. So, if we sell you our land, love it as we have loved it. Care for it, as we have cared for it. Hold in your mind the memory of the land as it is when you receive it. Preserve the land for all children, and love it, as God loves us.
As we are part of the land, you too are part of the land. This earth is precious to us. It is also precious to you.
One thing we know – there is only one God. No man, be he Red man or White man, can be apart. We ARE all brothers after all.”
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June 10th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchBeen busy getting my act together at the University. I’m looking forward to summer recess starting shortly. I know, I know. I’ve been working for a few weeks but I’m ready for summer break to start.
Look, I just want to finish the novella I’m working on before my time gets eaten up with course work and university politics.
I’m also not in work mode. So ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Actually I just wanted to share that. It kind of trumps all the little emoticons wouldn’t you say?
Feel free to copy/paste and use liberally.
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If anybody can get it into a cell phone text format let me know how.
Flarf in the WSJ
May 27th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSo what’s black and white and flarfy all over? The Wall Street Journal.
Check out this article.
Poetry’s Latest Battleground: WSJ.com
Search for a New Poetics Yields This: ‘Kitty Goes Postal/Wants Pizza’
Google-Inspired Verse Gains Respect; Shakespeare Meets the Anagram Generator
From the look on Gary Sullivan’s face, he’s happy with the development of his movement.
Skip Week Apology
May 27th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSorry about the skip week. I’ve been working trying to get all my documents together for my work visa. In such a bureaucracy you can imagine the leg work involved… actually, no you can’t. And you wouldn’t believe the amount of misinformation. Luckily for me, a coworker has been assign to help, and she gets it.
They must’ve known an American writer wouldn’t understand their system. So I hope to be writing again soon.
Peace
The Holy Diver Dives Into Forever
May 17th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThe Dragon folds his wings today. Ronnie James Dio has died as a result of stomach cancer. He was one of the greatest voices in metal and a terrific lyricist. A major influence on my early writing. Those impressions still echo in everything I write.
Rest well Dio. May you forever remain a Rainbow in the Dark.
Obama’s Pioneering Space Plan
May 13th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchObama’s Pioneering Space Plan
Read the source article here.
President Obama
reiterated specific
plans
Wednesday for the future of human arguing.
The president’s vision:
to be the first president
to oppose
human arguing.
Opposition for human arguing
argued
the administration’s plan relies
mostly on space, international space,
or space on Mars.
The administration advanced
that the program relies on
astronauts to
ferry arguing humans
to Constellations or to NASA’s
space station.
But NASA space astronauts
dismissed
the Constellation Program
blueprint.
“Nowhere do we, in dollars,
see commitment to this
endeavor.
Support for this mission
is
invisible.”
Major Dive
May 12th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchMajor Dive
Read the source article here.
A significant
Wall retreated
Thursday,
retreated when
a dramatic
“fat-finger”
Chairman
started index activity.
The unusual activity
stopped many
in a congressional
probing. The last
known
panel to be
stabilized
focused on
the act.
After Schapiro said,
“Some previous
participants may
follow.”
Some withdrew rapidly.
Court Emphasizes New Moves
May 11th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchCourt Emphasizes New Moves
Read the source article here.
Court has
experiences outside
law,
deep,
younger
experiences,
experiences with changing
posture–
balancing on a bench–
lasting, lasting,
certainly lasting–
replacing the certainty of
the other
short, quick
sessions and
highlighting
her top while her
lack of
limits
will
uphold show
ranking.
Pink Bats
May 10th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchMaybe I’m a bad kid, I dunno. I wrote my mom a Flarf poem for Mother’s Day.
Pink Bats
A mother casts her dreams into the sea.
A mother serves sugar.
A mother’s love determines how
a vase of flowers in a window frames
a villanelle.
Behold!
close your eyes–
see
from the distance of our separation,
like fairies in a tale
who are grand,
happiness can also be haunting.
Happiness, like a sunny day,
like most things, comes
from far away.
My darling
mother,
your children
have no fear,
are all in one
beautifully rushing glass.
How can you know
How to be a mother without
Hubble-Scopes?
I want to say
I could give the world.
I can’t.
I’ve lived a life of fantasy and terror.
Within your heart,
put sunshine.
Maybe more than sunshine?
Maybe a Snowdrift?
An Anchor?
Mere happiness? The song I’m singing,
not my contentiousness,
mirrors your love
screaming, screaming, screaming
be friends with
the sky
and the gardeners.
Home
is the place where
eyes in the back of heads
make memories
marooned
all day
taken
by the May sea.
The fairy tales
of grown children find
understanding
throughout the years,
making
no difference in
your love.
No.
Not long ago I,
without you, strained
to be like leaves upon the wind.
Weep, Weep,
my mother,
and feel the fortune of the years
you have.
Dream, dream
like the Arizona sun.
Party Wins; Tea Loses
May 10th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchParty Wins; Tea Loses
Read the source article here.
A landscape defeat
is altering the nation’s
tea. The first long-serving
tea is
seeking roots in
the fall. The battle
with other roots, conservative
grass roots, waged on after
a party sat on the roots.
After the grass roots rallied–
tea lost.
Conservatives cheered.
Organizers embraced the
victory. A lake cheered and
embraced
huge grass roots.
“This tea is the national American
tea,” said a tea agenda director.
“We’re saying
it’s a
limited
defeat.” The win suggested
that parties which
hand-pick tea may oust
the nation’s tea, which
expires in 2012.
Fighting GOP Jabs
May 7th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchFighting GOP Jabs
Read the source article here.
Good-news,
days after full-bore
dramatic arrest of square
suspect, Republicans engaged
an effective fighting strategy–
cockiness. A national
argument on GOP
cockiness
questions
why. Despite
criticism,
and while noted to
fail, agencies say,
“Look, Wow…”
Republicans interrupted
before agencies noted
Republicans
crucial
incompetence
of some overseas classified
activities. A committee to
curtail incompetence is
crucial.
Obama Failed Message
May 6th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchObama Failed Message
Read the source article here.
This government’s
challenge
is two: creating
carnage and
spreading
crises of the times.
The top business:
present changing
particulars, convey a sense
they are said
from Obama
before
everyone
questions administration
officials. Obama,
in a brief
statement,
acknowledged
seriousness
was work
and awkward
stagecraft. There it
ultimately remains, how
important it is to have
officials have the
official reality down.
Obama Discloses Size
May 5th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchObama Discloses Size
Read the source article here.
Obama measures size,
revealed America tougher
for
measured size–
a taboo
secret that
Hillary disclosed.
But Clinton
estimates disclosure important.
The Secretary
told the reporters conference,
“We of high-level
think about it as national interest.”
In the
U.S. 31,255
await
issued number and
await
officials to release
clues
how
the administration could
strengthen the president’s
private arsenal.
GOP Puts Florida on eBay
May 4th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchRead the source article here.
GOP Puts Florida on eBay
By selling
off
Florida to
make profit on
eBay, the Republican
Party was paid
$7,500
in Tallahassee. And
was paid
in gold,
ornate gold manufactured of wood.
The conservatives
value
fabricated gold.
“Florida
seemed like
an
expense,” said
Republican spokeswoman. “A lavish
party
happens to be financially possible.”
“Put Framework”
May 1st, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSenate
Seeking Republican
lost,
underscoring
the tricky release
on the Hill. Said
a working Hill Republican,
“We’re Republicans.
We’ll solve
this.
We’re
actually willing to find
Republicans.”
He shied from
issuing
a timeline to find
Republicans willing to find
the new
Republican.
“Still,” said the Democrat
who first secured the
border. “First,
border the border.”
No Shortage of Clinton
April 30th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchHillary has moved into the White House.
Since Hillary Clinton moved,
Hillary became
irregular, off-message.
Prominently
off-message.
Not Sachs, being sued,
“I am
not violated by
Goldman.”
The heart of
economic
leadership
is Obama’s part in the
strategy –
financial pay.
Clinton needs taxes.
That of retirees.
Clinton needs
‘Clinton’ immigrants.
“We need more immigrants.
We’ve got to be a country, Clinton country.”
Drooling May He Start
April 29th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchMark’s colleagues urged “Wipe!”
Monday.
Warner warned his drooling
financial regulatory reform
made
nervous
an
early morning conference.
“I’d ask
somebody raise
kind hand
and say, ‘Wipe’
half-slurred.”
A
presser jumped, “Your brain, OK?”
“Part
OK,” erupted in
Dodd’s brain.
Wrongdoing Crisis
April 28th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSkeptical Tuesday
under blistering securities,
customers told the financial
Street giant
CEO
expletives. Great
greed in Street Congress.
Between Street expletives, Goldman
lawmakers unflinchingly
lambasted Wall. Unrepentant, the Great
lawmakers present
went skeptical, lost money.
Housing quickly,
unfortunately,
went south, very
south, very quickly.
Senators
increase system down
before 2007
crack crisis.
Legislation regulated
increase. Legislation set crisis.
Now Senate Republicans debate bill,
succeeded blocking vote on Street,
say regulations timing significant.
Republicans,
trying with care, say
the debate
was humor.
Senators complex explanation,
a winding Street
of
exchanges.
American Capitalism Gone With A Whimper
April 26th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis article appeared on my desk not too long ago. It’s both funny and sad. The opinion expressed here is not just that of the author. I was in Washington D.C., on the roof of the Chamber of Commerce, across the street from the white, on the night when Obama was elected. People ran into Lafayette square celebrating his victory. Students from GW mostly. But there was another group grinning to themselves on the sly. The Russians broadcasters who were there covering the story. A Georgian friend later told why they couldn’t contain themselves. They, the former Soviets, had finally won the Cold War.
Here’s the article from Pravda. (more…)
Democrats on bill showdown Wall
April 23rd, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis is the first, I hope, in a series of Dadaist Poems on current events. Dadaist Poetry began the surrealist movement, hence my interest in playing this word game. Dadaist Poetry is made from cutting up newspaper and randomly reordering the words to create something new. It can be done now online with electronic news using a generator.
The poetry is nonsensical… but then so is the political news I’m using as my source. There is a nice tension, however. And it’s best read aloud in dramatic monologue.
Here’s my Poem. As a matter of form, I’ll link to the source article.

Democrats on bill showdown Wall
set new regulations the Obama
initial Monday on insisted Obama
an vote insisted on bargaining.
Street regulations collapse. themselves Republicans
themselves short regulations instead national
patience, Democrats for while Republicans
ready — reaction the nation
on that recession well
on reaction the recession as
test election-year climate, lawmakers
test well health care
with this on the
time for stalling Reid the
leader quick of think
Senate That a response waste
stalling of quick response the
Harry of McConnell don’t bipartisanship
declared Democratic leader of That
debate Despite all remained
wavering, 41 the signs vote
Without Democrats 60 Despite all
start formal would in
formal 60 signs 100-member
the debate was on would
a bipartisan determined them to
test even Without bipartisan
conceded were allies put to
to test even Without were
Republican bipartisan could determined Republicans
Reid the resolve, conceded vote
He committee’s Monday’s Richard bill.
a late with the said
a Chairman the predicted Republicans
with an vote were “probably
Committee top said Republicans action
with committee’s Shelby, “probably not
time, senior to ease financial
same ease Senate committee on
senior they Senate blamed economic
to the derivatives, complex blamed
senior Thursday day-old to
ease slapped financial derivatives, a
since to detect credit
The system liquidating set to
financial pending and to police
broadest overhaul Senate for a
represent for council financial
regulations financial system create mechanism
Joe Rose on Dreams
April 19th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis week, I get back on schedule with a special piece by Joe Rose.
Sorry about the skip week. I had been working on a special post. I conducted an interview with Andersen Prunty author of The Beard among other novels. And just before I posted it, he contacted me saying The Dream People, a surrealist online zine, was featuring his works and was activitely looking for interviews and criticism with and about him. So instead of posting, I submitted my stuff to The Dream People. Hopefully, my stuff makes the cut and will appear in the May issue. I’ll post about it if it does.
Here’s how I describe Joe–a shaman of the modern man.
In a world where most people have downgraded themselves to Human Having, or to the even more degrading Human Appearing, Joe Rose stands as a Human Being. (more…)
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 8
April 9th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part four, lower right corner, of The Spectre of Cartoon Appeal by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
Surrealist methods would, moreover, demand to be heard. Everything is valid when it comes to obtaining the desired suddenness from certain associations. The pieces of paper that Picasso and Braque insert into their work have the same value as the introduction of a platitude into a literary analysis of the most rigorous sort. It is even permissible to entitle POEM what we get from the most random assemblage possible (observe, if you will, the syntax) of headlines and scraps of headlines cut out of the newspapers: (more…)
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 7
April 8th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part three, lower left corner, of The Spectre of Cartoon Appeal by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
Surrealism does not allow those who devote themselves to it to forsake it whenever they like. There is every reason to believe that it acts on the mind very much as drugs do; like drugs, it creates a certain state of need and can push man to frightful revolts. It also is, if you like, an artificial paradise, and the taste one has for it derives from Baudelaire’s criticism for the same reason as the others. Thus the analysis of the mysterious effects and special pleasures it can produce — in many respects Surrealism occurs as a new vice which does not necessarily seem to be restricted to the happy few; like hashish, it has the ability to satisfy all manner of tastes — such an analysis has to be included in the present study. (more…)
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 6
April 7th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part two, upper right corner, of The Spectre of Cartoon Appeal by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
SECRETS OF THE MAGICAL
SURREALIST ART
Written Surrealist composition
or
first and last draft
After you have settled yourself in a place as favorable as possible to the concentration of your mind upon itself, have writing materials brought to you. Put yourself in as passive, or receptive, a state of mind as you can. Forget about your genius, your talents, and the talents of everyone else. Keep reminding yourself that literature is one of the saddest roads that leads to everything. Write quickly, without any preconceived subject, fast enough so that you will not remember what you’re writing and be tempted to reread what you have written. The first sentence will come spontaneously, so compelling is the truth that with every passing second there is a sentence unknown to our consciousness which is only crying out to be heard. It is somewhat of a problem to form an opinion about the next sentence; it doubtless partakes both of our conscious activity and of the other, if one agrees that the fact of having written the first entails a minimum of perception. This should be of no importance to you, however; to a large extent, this is what is most interesting and intriguing about the Surrealist game. The fact still remains that punctuation no doubt resists the absolute continuity of the flow with which we are concerned, although it may seem as necessary as the arrangement of knots in a vibrating cord. Go on as long as you like. Put your trust in the inexhaustible nature of the murmur. If silence threatens to settle in if you should ever happen to make a mistake — a mistake, perhaps due to carelessness — break off without hesitation with an overly clear line. Following a word the origin of which seems suspicious to you, place any letter whatsoever, the letter “l” for example, always the letter “l,” and bring the arbitrary back by making this letter the first of the following word.
How not to be bored any longer when with others
This is very difficult. Don’t be at home for anyone, and occasionally, when no one has forced his way in, interrupting you in the midst of your Surrealist activity, and you, crossing your arms, say: “It doesn’t matter, there are doubtless better things to do or not do. Interest in life is indefensible Simplicity, what is going on inside me, is still tiresome to me!” or an other revolting banality.
To make speeches
Just prior to the elections, in the first country which deems it worthwhile to proceed in this kind of public expression of opinion, have yourself put on the ballot. Each of us has within himself the potential of an orator: multicolored loin cloths, glass trinkets of words. Through Surrealism he will take despair unawares in its poverty. One night, on a stage, he will, by himself, carve up the eternal heaven, that Peau de l’ours. He will promise so much that any promises he keeps will be a source of wonder and dismay. In answer to the claims of an entire people he will give a partial and ludicrous vote. He will make the bitterest enemies partake of a secret desire which will blow up the countries. And in this he will succeed simply by allowing himself to be moved by the immense word which dissolves into pity and revolves in hate. Incapable of failure, he will play on the velvet of all failures. He will be truly elected, and women will love him with an all-consuming passion.
To write false novels
Whoever you may be, if the spirit moves you burn a few laurel leaves and, without wishing to tend this meager fire, you will begin to write a novel. Surrealism will allow you to: all you have to do is set the needle marked “fair” at “action,” and the rest will follow naturally. Here are some characters rather different in appearance; their names in your handwriting are a question of capital letters, and they will conduct themselves with the same ease with respect to active verbs as does the impersonal pronoun “it” with respect to words such as “is raining,” “is,” “must,” etc. They will command them, so to speak, and wherever observation, reflection, and the faculty of generalization prove to be of no help to you, you may rest assured that they will credit you with a thousand intentions you never had. Thus endowed with a tiny number of physical and moral characteristics, these beings who in truth owe you so little will thereafter deviate not one iota from a certain line of conduct about which you need not concern yourself any further. Out of this will result a plot more or less clever in appearance, justifying point by point this moving or comforting denouement about which you couldn’t care less. Your false novel will simulate to a marvelous degree a real novel; you will be rich, and everyone will agree that “you’ve really got a lot of guts,” since it’s also in this region that this something is located.
Of course, by an analogous method, and provided you ignore what you are reviewing, you can successfully devote yourself to false literary criticism.
How to catch the eye of a woman
you pass in the street
Against death
Surrealism will usher you into death, which is a secret society. It will glove your hand, burying therein the profound M with which the word Memory begins. Do not forget to make proper arrangements for your last will and testament: speaking personally, I ask that I be taken to the cemetery in a moving van. May my friends destroy every last copy of the printing of the Speech concerning the Modicum of Reality.
Language has been given to man so that he may make Surrealist use of it. To the extent that he is required to make himself understood, he manages more or less to express himself, and by so doing to fulfill certain functions culled from among the most vulgar. Speaking, reading a letter, present no real problem for him, provided that, in so doing, he does not set himself a goal above the mean, that is, provided he confines himself to carrying on a conversation (for the pleasure of conversing) with someone. He is not worried about the words that are going to come, nor about the sentence which will follow after the sentence he is just completing. To a very simple question, he will be capable of making a lightning-like reply. In the absence of minor tics acquired through contact with others, he can without any ado offer an opinion on a limited number of subjects; for that he does not need to “count up to ten” before speaking or to formulate anything whatever ahead of time. Who has been able to convince him that this faculty of the first draft will only do him a disservice when he makes up his mind to establish more delicate relationships? There is no subject about which he should refuse to talk, to write about prolifically. All that results from listening to oneself, from reading what one has written, is the suspension of the occult, that admirable help. I am in no hurry to understand myself (basta! I shall always understand myself). If such and such a sentence of mine turns out to be somewhat disappointing, at least momentarily, I place my trust in the following sentence to redeem its sins; I carefully refrain from starting it over again or polishing it. The only thing that might prove fatal to me would be the slightest loss of impetus. Words, groups of words which follow one another, manifest among themselves the greatest solidarity. It is not up to me to favor one group over the other. It is up to a miraculous equivalent to intervene — and intervene it does.
Not only does this unrestricted language, which I am trying to render forever valid, which seems to me to adapt itself to all of life’s circumstances, not only does this language not deprive me of any of my means, on the contrary it lends me an extraordinary lucidity, and it does so in an area where I least expected it. I shall even go so far as to maintain that it instructs me and, indeed, I have had occasion to use surreally words whose meaning I have forgotten. I was subsequently able to verify that the way in which I had used them corresponded perfectly with their definition. This would leave one to believe that we do not “learn,” that all we ever do is “relearn.” There are felicitous turns of speech that I have thus familiarized myself with. And I am not talking about the poetic consciousness of objects which I have been able to acquire only after a spiritual contact with them repeated a thousand times over.
The forms of Surrealist language adapt themselves best to dialogue. Here, two thoughts confront each other; while one is being delivered, the other is busy with it; but how is it busy with it? To assume that it incorporates it within itself would be tantamount to admitting that there is a time during which it is possible for it to live completely off that other thought, which is highly unlikely. And, in fact, the attention it pays is completely exterior; it has only time enough to approve or reject — generally reject — with all the consideration of which man is capable. This mode of language, moreover, does not allow the heart of the matter to be plumbed. My attention, prey to an entreaty which it cannot in all decency reject, treats the opposing thought as an enemy; in ordinary conversation, it “takes it up” almost always on the words, the figures of speech, it employs; it puts me in a position to turn it to good advantage in my reply by distorting them. This is true to such a degree that in certain pathological states of mind, where the sensorial disorders occupy the patient’s complete attention, he limits himself, while continuing to answer the questions, to seizing the last word spoken in his presence or the last portion of the Surrealist sentence some trace of which he finds in his mind.
Q. “How old are you?” A. “You.” (Echolalia.)
Q. “What is your name?” A. “Forty-five houses.” (Ganser syndrome, or beside-the-point replies.)
There is no conversation in which some trace of this disorder does not occur. The effort to be social which dictates it and the considerable practice we have at it are the only things which enable us to conceal it temporarily. It is also the great weakness of the book that it is in constant conflict with its best, by which I mean the most demanding, readers. In the very short dialogue that I concocted above between the doctor and the madman, it was in fact the madman who got the better of the exchange. Because, through his replies, he obtrudes upon the attention of the doctor examining him — and because he is not the person asking the questions. Does this mean that his thought at this point is stronger? Perhaps. He is free not to care any longer about his age or name.
Poetic Surrealism, which is the subject of this study, has focused its efforts up to this point on reestablishing dialogue in its absolute truth, by freeing both interlocutors from any obligations and politeness. Each of them simply pursues his soliloquy without trying to derive any special dialectical pleasure from it and without trying to impose anything whatsoever upon his neighbor. The remarks exchanged are not, as is generally the case, meant to develop some thesis, however unimportant it may be; they are as disaffected as possible. As for the reply that they elicit, it is, in principle, totally indifferent to the personal pride of the person speaking. The words, the images are only so many springboards for the mind of the listener. In Les Champs magnétiques, the first purely Surrealist work, this is the way in which the pages grouped together under the title Barrières must be conceived of — pages wherein Soupault and I show ourselves to be impartial interlocutors.
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 5
April 6th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part one, upper left corner, of The Spectre of Cartoon Appeal by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
Completely occupied as I still was with Freud at that time, and familiar as I was with his methods of examination which I had some slight occasion to use on some patients during the war, I resolved to obtain from myself what we were trying to obtain from them, namely, a monologue spoken as rapidly as possible without any intervention on the part of the critical faculties, a monologue consequently unencumbered by the slightest inhibition and which was, as closely as possible, akin to spoken thought. It had seemed to me, and still does — the way in which the phrase about the man cut in two had come to me is an indication of it — that the speed of thought is no greater than the speed of speech, and that thought does not necessarily defy language, nor even the fast-moving pen. It was in this frame of mind that Philippe Soupault — to whom I had confided these initial conclusions – and I decided to blacken some paper, with a praiseworthy disdain for what might result from a literary point of view. The ease of execution did the rest. By the end of the first day we were able to read to ourselves some fifty or so pages obtained in this manner, and begin to compare our results. All in all, Soupault’s pages and mine proved to be remarkably similar: the same overconstruction, shortcomings of a similar nature, but also, on both our parts, the illusion of an extraordinary verve, a great deal of emotion, a considerable choice of images of a quality such that we would not have been capable of preparing a single one in longhand, a very special picturesque quality and, here and there, a strong comical effect. The only difference between our two texts seemed to me to derive essentially from our respective tempers. Soupault’s being less static than mine, and, if he does not mind my offering this one slight criticism, from the fact that he had made the error of putting a few words by way of titles at the top of certain pages, I suppose in a spirit of mystification. On the other hand, I must give credit where credit is due and say that he constantly and vigorously opposed any effort to retouch or correct, however slightly, any passage of this kind which seemed to me unfortunate. In this he was, to be sure, absolutely right.* (I believe more and more in the infallibility of my thought with respect to myself, and this is too fair. Nonetheless, with this thought-writing, where one is at the mercy of the first outside distraction, “ebullutions” can occur. It would be inexcusable for us to pretend otherwise. By definition, thought is strong, and incapable of catching itself in error. The blame for these obvious weaknesses must be placed on suggestions that come to it from without.) It is, in fact, difficult to appreciate fairly the various elements present: one may even go so far as to say that it is impossible to appreciate them at a first reading. To you who write, these elements are, on the surface, as strange to you as they are to anyone else, and naturally you are wary of them. Poetically speaking, what strikes you about them above all is their extreme degree of immediate absurdity, the quality of this absurdity, upon closer scrutiny, being to give way to everything admissible, everything legitimate in the world: the disclosure of a certain number of properties and of facts no less objective, in the final analysis, than the others.
In homage to Guillaume Apollinaire, who had just died and who, on several occasions, seemed to us to have followed a discipline of this kind, without however having sacrificed to it any mediocre literary means, Soupault and I baptized the new mode of pure expression which we had at our disposal and which we wished to pass on to our friends, by the name of SURREALISM. I believe that there is no point today in dwelling any further on this word and that the meaning we gave it initially has generally prevailed over its Apollinarian sense. To be even fairer, we could probably have taken over the word SUPERNATURALISM employed by Gérard de Nerval in his dedication to the Filles de feu.* (And also by Thomas Carlyle in Sartor Resartus ([Book III] Chapter VIII, “Natural Supernaturalism”), 1833-34.) It appears, in fact, that Nerval possessed to a tee the spirit with which we claim a kinship, Apollinaire having possessed, on the contrary, naught but the letter, still imperfect, of Surrealism, having shown himself powerless to give a valid theoretical idea of it. Here are two passages by Nerval which seem to me to be extremely significant in this respect:
I am going to explain to you, my dear Dumas, the phenomenon of which you have spoken a short while ago. There are, as you know, certain storytellers who cannot invent without identifying with the characters their imagination has dreamt up. You may recall how convincingly our old friend Nodier used to tell how it had been his misfortune during the Revolution to be guillotined; one became so completely convinced of what he was saying that one began to wonder how he had managed to have his head glued back on.
…And since you have been indiscreet enough to quote one of the sonnets composed in this SUPERNATURALISTIC dream-state, as the Germans would call it, you will have to hear them all. You will find them at the end of the volume. They are hardly any more obscure than Hegel’s metaphysics or Swedenborg’s MEMORABILIA, and would lose their charm if they were explained, if such were possible; at least admit the worth of the expression….** (See also L’Idéoréalisme by Saint-Pol-Roux.)
Those who might dispute our right to employ the term SURREALISM in the very special sense that we understand it are being extremely dishonest, for there can be no doubt that this word had no currency before we came along. Therefore, I am defining it once and for all:
SURREALISM, n. Psychic automatism in its pure state, by which one proposes to express — verbally, by means of the written word, or in any other manner — the actual functioning of thought. Dictated by the thought, in the absence of any control exercised by reason, exempt from any aesthetic or moral concern.
ENCYCLOPEDIA. Philosophy. Surrealism is based on the belief in the superior reality of certain forms of previously neglected associations, in the omnipotence of dream, in the disinterested play of thought. It tends to ruin once and for all all other psychic mechanisms and to substitute itself for them in solving all the principal problems of life. The following have performed acts of ABSOLUTE SURREALISM: Messrs. Aragon, Baron, Boiffard, Breton, Carrive, Crevel, Delteil, Desnos, Eluard, Gérard, Limbour, Malkine, Morise, Naville, Noll, Péret, Picon, Soupault, Vitrac.
They seem to be, up to the present time, the only ones, and there would be no ambiguity about it were it not for the case of Isidore Ducasse, about whom I lack information. And, of course, if one is to judge them only superficially by their results, a good number of poets could pass for Surrealists, beginning with Dante and, in his finer moments, Shakespeare. In the course of the various attempts I have made to reduce what is, by breach of trust, called genius, I have found nothing which in the final analysis can be attributed to any other method than that.
Young’s Nights are Surrealist from one end to the other; unfortunately it is a priest who is speaking, a bad priest no doubt, but a priest nonetheless.
Swift is Surrealist in malice,
Sade is Surrealist in sadism.
Chateaubriand is Surrealist in exoticism.
Constant is Surrealist in politics.
Hugo is Surrealist when he isn’t stupid.
Desbordes-Valmore is Surrealist in love.
Bertrand is Surrealist in the past.
Rabbe is Surrealist in death.
Poe is Surrealist in adventure.
Baudelaire is Surrealist in morality.
Rimbaud is Surrealist in the way he lived, and elsewhere.
Mallarmé is Surrealist when he is confiding.
Jarry is Surrealist in absinthe.
Nouveau is Surrealist in the kiss.
Saint-Pol-Roux is Surrealist in his use of symbols.
Fargue is Surrealist in the atmosphere.
Vaché is Surrealist in me.
Reverdy is Surrealist at home.
Saint-Jean-Perse is Surrealist at a distance.
Roussel is Surrealist as a storyteller.
Etc.
I would like to stress the point: they are not always Surrealists, in that I discern in each of them a certain number of preconceived ideas to which — very naively! — they hold. They hold to them because they had not heard the Surrealist voice, the one that continues to preach on the eve of death and above the storms, because they did not want to serve simply to orchestrate the marvelous score. They were instruments too full of pride, and this is why they have not always produced a harmonious sound.* (I could say the same of a number of philosophers and painters, including, among the latter, Uccello, from painters of the past, and, in the modern era, Seurat, Gustave Moreau, Matisse (in “La Musique,” for example), Derain, Picasso, (by far the most pure), Braque, Duchamp, Picabia, Chirico (so admirable for so long), Klee, Man Ray, Max Ernst, and, one so close to us, André Masson.)
But we, who have made no effort whatsoever to filter, who in our works have made ourselves into simple receptacles of so many echoes, modest recording instruments who are not mesmerized by the drawings we are making, perhaps we serve an even nobler cause. Thus do we render with integrity the “talent” which has been lent to us. You might as well speak of the talent of this platinum ruler, this mirror, this door, and of the sky, if you like.
We do not have any talent; ask Philippe Soupault:
“Anatomical products of manufacture and low-income dwellings will destroy the tallest cities.”
Ask Roger Vitrac:
“No sooner had I called forth the marble-admiral than he turned on his heel like a horse which rears at the sight of the North star and showed me, in the plane of his two-pointed cocked hat, a region where I was to spend my life.”
Ask Paul Eluard:
“This is an oft-told tale that I tell, a famous poem that I reread: I am leaning against a wall, with my verdant ears and my lips burned to a crisp.”
Ask Max Morise:
“The bear of the caves and his friend the bittern, the vol-au-vent and his valet the wind, the Lord Chancellor with his Lady, the scarecrow for sparrows and his accomplice the sparrow, the test tube and his daughter the needle, this carnivore and his brother the carnival, the sweeper and his monocle, the Mississippi and its little dog, the coral and its jug of milk, the Miracle and its Good Lord, might just as well go and disappear from the surface of the sea.”
Ask Joseph Delteil:
“Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And a feather is all it takes to make me die laughing.”
Ask Louis Aragon:
“During a short break in the party, as the players were gathering around a bowl of flaming punch, I asked a tree if it still had its red ribbon.”
And ask me, who was unable to keep myself from writing the serpentine, distracting lines of this preface.
Ask Robert Desnos, he who, more than any of us, has perhaps got closest to the Surrealist truth, he who, in his still unpublished works* (NOUVELLES HÉBRIDES, DÉSORDRE FORMEL, DEUIL POUR DEUIL.) and in the course of the numerous experiments he has been a party to, has fully justified the hope I placed in Surrealism and leads me to believe that a great deal more will still come of it. Desnos speaks Surrealist at will. His extraordinary agility in orally following his thought is worth as much to us as any number of splendid speeches which are lost, Desnos having better things to do than record them. He reads himself like an open book, and does nothing to retain the pages, which fly away in the windy wake of his life.
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 4
April 1st, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part four, lower right corner, of The Hydra of Madison Ave by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
Man proposes and disposes. He and he alone can determine whether he is completely master of himself, that is, whether he maintains the body of his desires, daily more formidable, in a state of anarchy. Poetry teaches him to. It bears within itself the perfect compensation for the miseries we endure. It can also be an organizer, if ever, as the result of a less intimate disappointment, we contemplate taking it seriously. The time is coming when it decrees the end of money and by itself will break the bread of heaven for the earth! There will still be gatherings on the public squares, and movements you never dared hope participate in. Farewell to absurd choices, the dreams of dark abyss, rivalries, the prolonged patience, the flight of the seasons, the artificial order of ideas, the ramp of danger, time for everything! May you only take the trouble to practice poetry. Is it not incumbent upon us, who are already living off it, to try and impose what we hold to be our case for further inquiry?
It matters not whether there is a certain disproportion between this defense and the illustration that will follow it. It was a question of going back to the sources of poetic imagination and, what is more, of remaining there. Not that I pretend to have done so. It requires a great deal of fortitude to try to set up one’s abode in these distant regions where everything seems at first to be so awkward and difficult, all the more so if one wants to try to take someone there. Besides, one is never sure of really being there. If one is going to all that trouble, one might as well stop off somewhere else. Be that as it may, the fact is that the way to these regions is clearly marked, and that to attain the true goal is now merely a matter of the travelers’ ability to endure.
We are all more or less aware of the road traveled. I was careful to relate, in the course of a study of the case of Robert Desnos entitled ENTRÉE DES MÉDIUMS,* (See Les Pas perdus, published by N.R.F.) that I had been led to” concentrate my attention on the more or less partial sentences which, when one is quite alone and on the verge of falling asleep, become perceptible for the mind without its being possible to discover what provoked them.” I had then just attempted the poetic adventure with the minimum of risks, that is, my aspirations were the same as they are today but I trusted in the slowness of formulation to keep me from useless contacts, contacts of which I completely disapproved. This attitude involved a modesty of thought certain vestiges of which I still retain. At the end of my life, I shall doubtless manage to speak with great effort the way people speak, to apologize for my voice and my few remaining gestures. The virtue of the spoken word (and the written word all the more so) seemed to me to derive from the faculty of foreshortening in a striking manner the exposition (since there was exposition) of a small number of facts, poetic or other, of which I made myself the substance. I had come to the conclusion that Rimbaud had not proceeded any differently. I was composing, with a concern for variety that deserved better, the final poems of Mont de piété, that is, I managed to extract from the blank lines of this book an incredible advantage. These lines were the closed eye to the operations of thought that I believed I was obliged to keep hidden from the reader. It was not deceit on my part, but my love of shocking the reader. I had the illusion of a possible complicity, which I had more and more difficulty giving up. I had begun to cherish words excessively for the space they allow around them, for their tangencies with countless other words which I did not utter. The poem BLACK FOREST derives precisely from this state of mind. It took me six months to write it, and you may take my word for it that I did not rest a single day. But this stemmed from the opinion I had of myself in those days, which was high, please don’t judge me too harshly. I enjoy these stupid confessions. At that point cubist pseudo-poetry was trying to get a foothold, but it had emerged defenseless from Picasso’s brain, and I was thought to be as dull as dishwater (and still am). I had a sneaking suspicion, moreover, that from the viewpoint of poetry I was off on the wrong road, but I hedged my bet as best I could, defying lyricism with salvos of definitions and formulas (the Dada phenomena were waiting in the wings, ready to come on stage) and pretending to search for an application of poetry to advertising (I went so far as to claim that the world would end, not with a good book but with a beautiful advertisement for heaven or for hell).
In those days, a man at least as boring as I, Pierre Reverdy, was writing:
The image is a pure creation of the mind.
It cannot be born from a comparison but from a juxtaposition of two more or less distant realities.
The more the relationship between the two juxtaposed realities is distant and true, the stronger the image will be — the greater its emotional power and poetic reality…* (Nord-Sud, March 1918)
These words, however sibylline for the uninitiated, were extremely revealing, and I pondered them for a long time. But the image eluded me. Reverdy’s aesthetic, a completely a posteriori aesthetic, led me to mistake the effects for the causes. It was in the midst of all this that I renounced irrevocably my point of view.
One evening, therefore, before I fell asleep, I perceived, so clearly articulated that it was impossible to change a word, but nonetheless removed from the sound of any voice, a rather strange phrase which came to me without any apparent relationship to the events in which, my consciousness agrees, I was then involved, a phrase which seemed to me insistent, a phrase, if I may be so bold, which was knocking at the window. I took cursory note of it and prepared to move on when its organic character caught my attention. Actually, this phrase astonished me: unfortunately I cannot remember it exactly, but it was something like: “There is a man cut in two by the window,” but there could be no question of ambiguity, accompanied as it was by the faint visual image* (Were I a painter, this visual depiction would doubtless have become more important for me than the other. It was most certainly my previous predispositions which decided the matter. Since that day, I have had occasion to concentrate my attention voluntarily on similar apparitions, and I know they are fully as clear as auditory phenomena. With a pencil and white sheet of paper to hand, I could easily trace their outlines. Here again it is not a matter of drawing, but simply of tracing. I could thus depict a tree, a wave, a musical instrument, all manner of things of which I am presently incapable of providing even the roughest sketch. I would plunge into it, convinced that I would find my way again, in a maze of lines which at first glance would seem to be going nowhere. And, upon opening my eyes, I would get the very strong impression of something “never seen.” The proof of what I am saying has been provided many times by Robert Desnos: to be convinced, one has only to leaf through the pages of issue number 36 of Feuilles libres which contains several of his drawings (Romeo and Juliet, A Man Died This Morning, etc.) which were taken by this magazine as the drawings of a madman and published as such.) of a man walking cut half way up by a window perpendicular to the axis of his body. Beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt, what I saw was the simple reconstruction in space of a man leaning out a window. But this window having shifted with the man, I realized that I was dealing with an image of a fairly rare sort, and all I could think of was to incorporate it into my material for poetic construction. No sooner had I granted it this capacity than it was in fact succeeded by a whole series of phrases, with only brief pauses between them, which surprised me only slightly less and left me with the impression of their being so gratuitous that the control I had then exercised upon myself seemed to me illusory and all I could think of was putting an end to the interminable quarrel raging within me.* (Knut Hamsum ascribes this sort of revelation to which I had been subjected as deriving from hunger, and he may not be wrong. (The fact is I did not eat every day during that period of my life). Most certainly the manifestations that he describes in these terms are clearly the same:
“The following day I awoke at an early hour. It was still dark. My eyes had been open for a long time when I heard the clock in the apartment above strike five. I wanted to go back to sleep, but I couldn’t; I was wide awake and a thousand thoughts were crowding through my mind.
“Suddenly a few good fragments came to mind, quite suitable to be used in a rough draft, or serialized; all of a sudden I found, quite by chance, beautiful phrases, phrases such as I had never written. I repeated them to myself slowly, word by word; they were excellent. And there were still more coming. I got up and picked up a pencil and some paper that were on a table behind my bed. It was as though some vein had burst within me, one word followed another, found its proper place, adapted itself to the situation, scene piled upon scene, the action unfolded, one retort after another welled up in my mind, I was enjoying myself immensely. Thoughts came to me so rapidly and continued to flow so abundantly that I lost a whole host of delicate details, because my pencil could not keep up with them, and yet I went as fast as I could, my hand in constant motion, I did not lose a minute. The sentences continued to well up within me, I was pregnant with my subject.”
Apollinaire asserted that Chirico’s first paintings were done under the influence of cenesthesic disorders (migraines, colics, etc.).)
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 3
March 30th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part three, lower left corner, of The Hydra of Madison Ave by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
In the realm of literature, only the marvelous is capable of fecundating works which belong to an inferior category such as the novel, and generally speaking, anything that involves storytelling. Lewis’ The Monk is an admirable proof of this. It is infused throughout with the presence of the marvelous. Long before the author has freed his main characters from all temporal constraints, one feels them ready to act with an unprecedented pride. This passion for eternity with which they are constantly stirred lends an unforgettable intensity to their torments, and to mine. I mean that this book, from beginning to end, and in the purest way imaginable, exercises an exalting effect only upon that part of the mind which aspires to leave the earth and that, stripped of an insignificant part of its plot, which belongs to the period in which it was written, it constitutes a paragon of precision and innocent grandeur.* (What is admirable about the fantastic is that there is no longer anything fantastic: there is only the real.) It seems to me none better has been done, and that the character of Mathilda in particular is the most moving creation that one can credit to this figurative fashion in literature. She is less a character than a continual temptation. And if a character is not a temptation, what is he? An extreme temptation, she. In The Monk the “nothing is impossible for him who dares try” gives it its full, convincing measure. Ghosts play a logical role in the book, since the critical mind does not seize them in order to dispute them. Ambrosio’s punishment is likewise treated in a legitimate manner, since it is finally accepted by the critical faculty as a natural denouement.
It may seem arbitrary on my part, when discussing the marvelous, to choose this model, from which both the Nordic literatures and Oriental literatures have borrowed time and time again, not to mention the religious literatures of every country. This is because most of the examples which these literatures could have furnished me with are tainted by puerility, for the simple reason that they are addressed to children. At an early age children are weaned on the marvelous, and later on they fail to retain a sufficient virginity of mind to thoroughly enjoy fairy tales. No matter how charming they may be, a grown man would think he were reverting to childhood by nourishing himself on fairy tales, and I am the first to admit that all such tales are not suitable for him. The fabric of adorable improbabilities must be made a trifle more subtle the older we grow, and we are still at the age of waiting for this kind of spider…. But the faculties do not change radically. Fear, the attraction of the unusual, chance, the taste for things extravagant are all devices which we can always call upon without fear of deception. There are fairy tales to be written for adults, fairy tales still almost blue.
The marvelous is not the same in every period of history: it partakes in some obscure way of a sort of general revelation only the fragments of which come down to us: they are the romantic ruins, the modern mannequin, or any other symbol capable of affecting the human sensibility for a period of time. In these areas which make us smile, there is still portrayed the incurable human restlessness, and this is why I take them into consideration and why I judge them inseparable from certain productions of genius which are, more than the others, painfully afflicted by them. They are Villon’s gibbets, Racine’s Greeks, Baudelaire’s couches. They coincide with an eclipse of the taste I am made to endure, I whose notion of taste is the image of a big spot. Amid the bad taste of my time I strive to go further than anyone else. It would have been I, had I lived in 1820, I “the bleeding nun,” I who would not have spared this cunning and banal “let us conceal” whereof the parodical Cuisin speaks, it would have been I, I who would have reveled in the enormous metaphors, as he says, all phases of the “silver disk.” For today I think of a castle, half of which is not necessarily in ruins; this castle belongs to me, I picture it in a rustic setting, not far from Paris. The outbuildings are too numerous to mention, and, as for the interior, it has been frightfully restored, in such manner as to leave nothing to be desired from the viewpoint of comfort. Automobiles are parked before the door, concealed by the shade of trees. A few of my friends are living here as permanent guests: there is Louis Aragon leaving; he only has time enough to say hello; Philippe Soupault gets up with the stars, and Paul Eluard, our great Eluard, has not yet come home. There are Robert Desnos and Roger Vitrac out on the grounds poring over an ancient edict on duelling; Georges Auric, Jean Paulhan; Max Morise, who rows so well, and Benjamin Péret, busy with his equations with birds; and Joseph Delteil; and Jean Carrive; and Georges Limbour, and Georges Limbours (there is a whole hedge of Georges Limbours); and Marcel Noll; there is T. Fraenkel waving to us from his captive balloon, Georges Malkine, Antonin Artaud, Francis Gérard, Pierre Naville, J.-A. Boiffard, and after them Jacques Baron and his brother, handsome and cordial, and so many others besides, and gorgeous women, I might add. Nothing is too good for these young men, their wishes are, as to wealth, so many commands. Francis Picabia comes to pay us a call, and last week, in the hall of mirrors, we received a certain Marcel Duchamp whom we had not hitherto known. Picasso goes hunting in the neighborhood. The spirit of demoralization has elected domicile in the castle, and it is with it we have to deal every time it is a question of contact with our fellowmen, but the doors are always open, and one does not begin by “thanking” everyone, you know. Moreover, the solitude is vast, we don’t often run into one another. And anyway, isn’t what matters that we be the masters of ourselves, the masters of women, and of love too?
I shall be proved guilty of poetic dishonesty: everyone will go parading about saying that I live on the rue Fontaine and that he will have none of the water that flows therefrom. To be sure! But is he certain that this castle into which I cordially invite him is an image? What if this castle really existed! My guests are there to prove it does; their whim is the luminous road that leads to it. We really live by our fantasies when we give free reign to them. And how could what one might do bother the other, there, safely sheltered from the sentimental pursuit and at the trysting place of opportunities?
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 2
March 29th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part two, upper right corner, of The Hydra of Madison Ave by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
I am in no mood to admit that the mind is interested in occupying itself with such matters, even fleetingly. It may be argued that this school-boy description has its place, and that at this juncture of the book the author has his reasons for burdening me. Nevertheless he is wasting his time, for I refuse to go into his room. Others’ laziness or fatigue does not interest me. I have too unstable a notion of the continuity of life to equate or compare my moments of depression or weakness with my best moments. When one ceases to feel, I am of the opinion one should keep quiet. And I would like it understood that I am not accusing or condemning lack of originality as such. I am only saying that I do not take particular note of the empty moments of my life, that it may be unworthy for any man to crystallize those which seem to him to be so. I shall, with your permission, ignore the description of that room, and many more like it.
Not so fast, there; I’m getting into the area of psychology, a subject about which I shall be careful not to joke.
The author attacks a character and, this being settled upon, parades his hero to and fro across the world. No matter what happens, this hero, whose actions and reactions are admirably predictable, is compelled not to thwart or upset — even though he looks as though he is — the calculations of which he is the object. The currents of life can appear to lift him up, roll him over, cast him down, he will still belong to this readymade human type. A simple game of chess which doesn’t interest me in the least — man, whoever he may be, being for me a mediocre opponent. What I cannot bear are those wretched discussions relative to such and such a move, since winning or losing is not in question. And if the game is not worth the candle, if objective reason does a frightful job — as indeed it does — of serving him who calls upon it, is it not fitting and proper to avoid all contact with these categories? “Diversity is so vast that every different tone of voice, every step, cough, every wipe of the nose, every sneeze….”* (Pascal.) If in a cluster of grapes there are no two alike, why do you want me to describe this grape by the other, by all the others, why do you want me to make a palatable grape? Our brains are dulled by the incurable mania of wanting to make the unknown known, classifiable. The desire for analysis wins out over the sentiments.** (Barrès, Proust.) The result is statements of undue length whose persuasive power is attributable solely to their strangeness and which impress the reader only by the abstract quality of their vocabulary, which moreover is ill-defined. If the general ideas that philosophy has thus far come up with as topics of discussion revealed by their very nature their definitive incursion into a broader or more general area. I would be the first to greet the news with joy. But up till now it has been nothing but idle repartee; the flashes of wit and other niceties vie in concealing from us the true thought in search of itself, instead of concentrating on obtaining successes. It seems to me that every act is its own justification, at least for the person who has been capable of committing it, that it is endowed with a radiant power which the slightest gloss is certain to diminish. Because of this gloss, it even in a sense ceases to happen. It gains nothing to be thus distinguished. Stendhal’s heroes are subject to the comments and appraisals — appraisals which are more or less successful — made by that author, which add not one whit to their glory. Where we really find them again is at the point at which Stendahl has lost them.
We are still living under the reign of logic: this, of course, is what I have been driving at. But in this day and age logical methods are applicable only to solving problems of secondary interest. The absolute rationalism that is still in vogue allows us to consider only facts relating directly to our experience. Logical ends, on the contrary, escape us. It is pointless to add that experience itself has found itself increasingly circumscribed. It paces back and forth in a cage from which it is more and more difficult to make it emerge. It too leans for support on what is most immediately expedient, and it is protected by the sentinels of common sense. Under the pretense of civilization and progress, we have managed to banish from the mind everything that may rightly or wrongly be termed superstition, or fancy; forbidden is any kind of search for truth which is not in conformance with accepted practices. It was, apparently, by pure chance that a part of our mental world which we pretended not to be concerned with any longer — and, in my opinion by far the most important part — has been brought back to light. For this we must give thanks to the discoveries of Sigmund Freud. On the basis of these discoveries a current of opinion is finally forming by means of which the human explorer will be able to carry his investigation much further, authorized as he will henceforth be not to confine himself solely to the most summary realities. The imagination is perhaps on the point of reasserting itself, of reclaiming its rights. If the depths of our mind contain within it strange forces capable of augmenting those on the surface, or of waging a victorious battle against them, there is every reason to seize them — first to seize them, then, if need be, to submit them to the control of our reason. The analysts themselves have everything to gain by it. But it is worth noting that no means has been designated a priori for carrying out this undertaking, that until further notice it can be construed to be the province of poets as well as scholars, and that its success is not dependent upon the more or less capricious paths that will be followed.
Freud very rightly brought his critical faculties to bear upon the dream. It is, in fact, inadmissible that this considerable portion of psychic activity (since, at least from man’s birth until his death, thought offers no solution of continuity, the sum of the moments of the dream, from the point of view of time, and taking into consideration only the time of pure dreaming, that is the dreams of sleep, is not inferior to the sum of the moments of reality, or, to be more precisely limiting, the moments of waking) has still today been so grossly neglected. I have always been amazed at the way an ordinary observer lends so much more credence and attaches so much more importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams. It is because man, when he ceases to sleep, is above all the plaything of his memory, and in its normal state memory takes pleasure in weakly retracing for him the circumstances of the dream, in stripping it of any real importance, and in dismissing the only determinant from the point where he thinks he has left it a few hours before: this firm hope, this concern. He is under the impression of continuing something that is worthwhile. Thus the dream finds itself reduced to a mere parenthesis, as is the night. And, like the night, dreams generally contribute little to furthering our understanding. This curious state of affairs seems to me to call for certain reflections:
1) Within the limits where they operate (or are thought to operate) dreams give every evidence of being continuous and show signs of organization. Memory alone arrogates to itself the right to excerpt from dreams, to ignore the transitions, and to depict for us rather a series of dreams than the dream itself. By the same token, at any given moment we have only a distinct notion of realities, the coordination of which is a question of will.* (Account must be taken of the depth of the dream. For the most part I retain only what I can glean from its most superficial layers. What I most enjoy contemplating about a dream is everything that sinks back below the surface in a waking state, everything I have forgotten about my activities in the course of the preceding day, dark foliage, stupid branches. In “reality,” likewise, I prefer to fall.) What is worth noting is that nothing allows us to presuppose a greater dissipation of the elements of which the dream is constituted. I am sorry to have to speak about it according to a formula which in principle excludes the dream. When will we have sleeping logicians, sleeping philosophers? I would like to sleep, in order to surrender myself to the dreamers, the way I surrender myself to those who read me with eyes wide open; in order to stop imposing, in this realm, the conscious rhythm of my thought. Perhaps my dream last night follows that of the night before, and will be continued the next night, with an exemplary strictness. It’s quite possible, as the saying goes. And since it has not been proved in the slightest that, in doing so, the “reality” with which I am kept busy continues to exist in the state of dream, that it does not sink back down into the immemorial, why should I not grant to dreams what I occasionally refuse reality, that is, this value of certainty in itself which, in its own time, is not open to my repudiation? Why should I not expect from the sign of the dream more than I expect from a degree of consciousness which is daily more acute? Can’t the dream also be used in solving the fundamental questions of life? Are these questions the same in one case as in the other and, in the dream, do these questions already exist? Is the dream any less restrictive or punitive than the rest? I am growing old and, more than that reality to which I believe I subject myself, it is perhaps the dream, the difference with which I treat the dream, which makes me grow old.
2) Let me come back again to the waking state. I have no choice but to consider it a phenomenon of interference. Not only does the mind display, in this state, a strange tendency to lose its bearings (as evidenced by the slips and mistakes the secrets of which are just beginning to be revealed to us), but, what is more, it does not appear that, when the mind is functioning normally, it really responds to anything but the suggestions which come to it from the depths of that dark night to which I commend it. However conditioned it may be, its balance is relative. It scarcely dares express itself and, if it does, it confines itself to verifying that such and such an idea, or such and such a woman, has made an impression on it. What impression it would be hard pressed to say, by which it reveals the degree of its subjectivity, and nothing more. This idea, this woman, disturb it, they tend to make it less severe. What they do is isolate the mind for a second from its solvent and spirit it to heaven, as the beautiful precipitate it can be, that it is. When all else fails, it then calls upon chance, a divinity even more obscure than the others to whom it ascribes all its aberrations. Who can say to me that the angle by which that idea which affects it is offered, that what it likes in the eye of that woman is not precisely what links it to its dream, binds it to those fundamental facts which, through its own fault, it has lost? And if things were different, what might it be capable of? I would like to provide it with the key to this corridor.
3) The mind of the man who dreams is fully satisfied by what happens to him. The agonizing question of possibility is no longer pertinent. Kill, fly faster, love to your heart’s content. And if you should die, are you not certain of reawaking among the dead? Let yourself be carried along, events will not tolerate your interference. You are nameless. The ease of everything is priceless.
What reason, I ask, a reason so much vaster than the other, makes dreams seem so natural and allows me to welcome unreservedly a welter of episodes so strange that they could confound me now as I write? And yet I can believe my eyes, my ears; this great day has arrived, this beast has spoken.
If man’s awaking is harder, if it breaks the spell too abruptly, it is because he has been led to make for himself too impoverished a notion of atonement.
4) From the moment when it is subjected to a methodical examination, when, by means yet to be determined, we succeed in recording the contents of dreams in their entirety (and that presupposes a discipline of memory spanning generations; but let us nonetheless begin by noting the most salient facts), when its graph will expand with unparalleled volume and regularity, we may hope that the mysteries which really are not will give way to the great Mystery. I believe in the future resolution of these two states, dream and reality, which are seemingly so contradictory, into a kind of absolute reality, a surreality, if one may so speak. It is in quest of this surreality that I am going, certain not to find it but too unmindful of my death not to calculate to some slight degree the joys of its possession.
A story is told according to which Saint-Pol-Roux, in times gone by, used to have a notice posted on the door of his manor house in Camaret, every evening before he went to sleep, which read: THE POET IS WORKING.
A great deal more could be said, but in passing I merely wanted to touch upon a subject which in itself would require a very long and much more detailed discussion; I shall come back to it. At this juncture, my intention was merely to mark a point by noting the hate of the marvelous which rages in certain men, this absurdity beneath which they try to bury it. Let us not mince words: the marvelous is always beautiful, anything marvelous is beautiful, in fact only the marvelous is beautiful.
Manifesto of Surrealism: Part 1
March 28th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchThis Painting is Part one, upper left corner, of The Hydra of Madison Ave by Todd Schorr
Manifesto of Surrealism
ANDRÉ BRETON
(1924)
So strong is the belief in life, in what is most fragile in life – real life, I mean – that in the end this belief is lost. Man, that inveterate dreamer, daily more discontent with his destiny, has trouble assessing the objects he has been led to use, objects that his nonchalance has brought his way, or that he has earned through his own efforts, almost always through his own efforts, for he has agreed to work, at least he has not refused to try his luck (or what he calls his luck!). At this point he feels extremely modest: he knows what women he has had, what silly affairs he has been involved in; he is unimpressed by his wealth or his poverty, in this respect he is still a newborn babe and, as for the approval of his conscience, I confess that he does very nicely without it. If he still retains a certain lucidity, all he can do is turn back toward his childhood which, however his guides and mentors may have botched it, still strikes him as somehow charming. There, the absence of any known restrictions allows him the perspective of several lives lived at once; this illusion becomes firmly rooted within him; now he is only interested in the fleeting, the extreme facility of everything. Children set off each day without a worry in the world. Everything is near at hand, the worst material conditions are fine. The woods are white or black, one will never sleep.
But it is true that we would not dare venture so far, it is not merely a question of distance. Threat is piled upon threat, one yields, abandons a portion of the terrain to be conquered. This imagination which knows no bounds is henceforth allowed to be exercised only in strict accordance with the laws of an arbitrary utility; it is incapable of assuming this inferior role for very long and, in the vicinity of the twentieth year, generally prefers to abandon man to his lusterless fate.
Though he may later try to pull himself together on occasion, having felt that he is losing by slow degrees all reason for living, incapable as he has become of being able to rise to some exceptional situation such as love, he will hardly succeed. This is because he henceforth belongs body and soul to an imperative practical necessity which demands his constant attention. None of his gestures will be expansive, none of his ideas generous or far-reaching. In his mind’s eye, events real or imagined will be seen only as they relate to a welter of similar events, events in which he has not participated, abortive events. What am I saying: he will judge them in relationship to one of these events whose consequences are more reassuring than the others. On no account will he view them as his salvation.
Beloved imagination, what I most like in you is your unsparing quality.
There remains madness, “the madness that one locks up,” as it has aptly been described. That madness or another…. We all know, in fact, that the insane owe their incarceration to a tiny number of legally reprehensible acts and that, were it not for these acts their freedom (or what we see as their freedom) would not be threatened. I am willing to admit that they are, to some degree, victims of their imagination, in that it induces them not to pay attention to certain rules – outside of which the species feels threatened – which we are all supposed to know and respect. But their profound indifference to the way in which we judge them, and even to the various punishments meted out to them, allows us to suppose that they derive a great deal of comfort and consolation from their imagination, that they enjoy their madness sufficiently to endure the thought that its validity does not extend beyond themselves. And, indeed, hallucinations, illusions, etc., are not a source of trifling pleasure. The best controlled sensuality partakes of it, and I know that there are many evenings when I would gladly that pretty hand which, during the last pages of Taine’s L’Intelligence, indulges in some curious misdeeds. I could spend my whole life prying loose the secrets of the insane. These people are honest to a fault, and their naiveté has no peer but my own. Christopher Columbus should have set out to discover America with a boatload of madmen. And note how this madness has taken shape, and endured.
It is not the fear of madness which will oblige us to leave the flag of imagination furled.
The case against the realistic attitude demands to be examined, following the case against the materialistic attitude. The latter, more poetic in fact than the former, admittedly implies on the part of man a kind of monstrous pride which, admittedly, is monstrous, but not a new and more complete decay. It should above all be viewed as a welcome reaction against certain ridiculous tendencies of spiritualism. Finally, it is not incompatible with a certain nobility of thought.
By contrast, the realistic attitude, inspired by positivism, from Saint Thomas Aquinas to Anatole France, clearly seems to me to be hostile to any intellectual or moral advancement. I loathe it, for it is made up of mediocrity, hate, and dull conceit. It is this attitude which today gives birth to these ridiculous books, these insulting plays. It constantly feeds on and derives strength from the newspapers and stultifies both science and art by assiduously flattering the lowest of tastes; clarity bordering on stupidity, a dog’s life. The activity of the best minds feels the effects of it; the law of the lowest common denominator finally prevails upon them as it does upon the others. An amusing result of this state of affairs, in literature for example, is the generous supply of novels. Each person adds his personal little “observation” to the whole. As a cleansing antidote to all this, M. Paul Valéry recently suggested that an anthology be compiled in which the largest possible number of opening passages from novels be offered; the resulting insanity, he predicted, would be a source of considerable edification. The most famous authors would be included. Such a though reflects great credit on Paul Valéry who, some time ago, speaking of novels, assured me that, so far as he was concerned, he would continue to refrain from writing: “The Marquise went out at five.” But has he kept his word?
If the purely informative style, of which the sentence just quoted is a prime example, is virtually the rule rather than the exception in the novel form, it is because, in all fairness, the author’s ambition is severely circumscribed. The circumstantial, needlessly specific nature of each of their notations leads me to believe that they are perpetrating a joke at my expense. I am spared not even one of the character’s slightest vacillations: will he be fairhaired? what will his name be? will we first meet him during the summer? So many questions resolved once and for all, as chance directs; the only discretionary power left me is to close the book, which I am careful to do somewhere in the vicinity of the first page. And the descriptions! There is nothing to which their vacuity can be compared; they are nothing but so many superimposed images taken from some stock catalogue, which the author utilizes more and more whenever he chooses; he seizes the opportunity to slip me his postcards, he tries to make me agree with him about the clichés:
The small room into which the young man was shown was covered with yellow wallpaper: there were geraniums in the windows, which were covered with muslin curtains; the setting sun cast a harsh light over the entire setting…. There was nothing special about the room. The furniture, of yellow wood, was all very old. A sofa with a tall back turned down, an oval table opposite the sofa, a dressing table and a mirror set against the pierglass, some chairs along the walls, two or three etchings of no value portraying some German girls with birds in their hands – such were the furnishings. (Dostoevski, Crime and Punishment)
China: Crunch Time
March 27th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchGotta love how jacked up the world is. Reading this kind of stuff fuels my absurdist views… seriously.
“This report is republished with permission of STRATFOR”
China: Crunch Time
By Peter Zeihan
U.S.-Chinese relations have become tenser in recent months, with the United States threatening to impose tariffs unless China agrees to revalue its currency and, ideally, allow it to become convertible like the yen or euro. China now follows Japan and Germany as one of the three major economies after the United States. Unlike the other two, it controls its currency’s value, allowing it to decrease the price of its exports and giving it an advantage not only over other exporters to the United States but also over domestic American manufacturers. The same is true in other regions that receive Chinese exports, such as Europe.
What Washington considered tolerable in a small developing economy is intolerable in one of the top five economies. The demand that Beijing raise the value of the yuan, however, poses dramatic challenges for the Chinese, as the ability to control their currency helps drive their exports. The issue is why China insists on controlling its currency, something embedded in the nature of the Chinese economy. A collision with the United States now seems inevitable. It is therefore important to understand the forces driving China, and it is time for STRATFOR to review its analysis of China.
An Inherently Unstable Economic System (more…)
Publishing Update
March 23rd, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchA while back, not that long actually, I submitted a shortened version of a flash fiction piece I wrote called Fashioning Time to Bryce Beattie over at Story Hack. The magazine has just come out and it look real good. I’m impressed with the quality.
There’s a very nice preview function. My story is page 15 and features a photograph with a pile of newspaper.
I’ve read about half the magazine so far. It’s pretty good. There’s zombies, and cowboys, horror, and humor, and one strange absurdist (that’s me.)
Nicely Done, Bryce!
What’s the Logo About?
March 21st, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSome of you have noticed, I’m actually sure all of you have noticed, I’ve been farting around with my logo. The Absurd Circle is a new literary turn for me. I’ve been writing, and thinking, in more absurd terms than I normally do. Those of you who know me very fairly well have right to be concerned. But I assure you, I’ve got this all thought through… absurd as it may be.
There is a growing community of absurdist writers. I’ll be introducing some of them in this blog by way of reviewing there works–the first step I’m planning to take as a member of this literary community. I’ve been writing absurd works for a while. I just didn’t realize that there was a movement going on and that I was part of it. Some of my closest writing friends have been doing it as well, though we never considered how to label our work… we just knew it defied categorization into any of the established genres.
So now that I’m more aware of what’s happening, I’m planning on getting more involved by reading more absurdists and reviewing their works. I’ll be reaching out to the more established community members leaving thoughtful comments on their blogs as well as my blog url.
In this way I hope to establish myself as a participant in the absurd conversation. So when my new friends come to my site to see their works reviewed or whenever a new reader comes they’ll see my new absurd logo.
So what’s up with that? What the hell is it? (more…)
The CV
March 16th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchI’ve been working on my CV to apply to the local university. I’m quite certain that my education alone certifies me for the job. And writing my life achievement, or lack thereof, onto a single page is dehumanizing as hell. I look better in person than on paper. I come off as smart or at least a smart ass. (I’ve come a long way from college. Or maybe not. Everyone thought I was smart in college as well, but looking at my CV I look kind of like a dumbass.) (more…)
Life Break Over?
March 11th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchIt’s looking increasingly like I’m going to be working again soon. Like at a job, a job type job.
Two things are brewing. A teaching gig at Sanya College, which would be cool because it would be a great excuse to read and write criticism if nothing else. And a gig writing a 2 page section of the local paper covering the development of the island into a world class tourism destination. This would also be kind of cool if it doesn’t take too much time and isn’t too bureaucratic.
It’s even possible I’ll be doing both because neither of them will pay much of anything.
I say these are kind of cool because I’m trying to keep myself from swimming out to sea further than I know I can swim back.
Some good news, an editor from New Pulp Press is interested in taking a look at my manuscript once they start reading again in June. Fingers crossed. I’ve also got queries out to a few other select presses. We’ll have to wait and see what becomes of this round of submissions.
Submission
March 10th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSubmitting writing for publication is an emotional trip. Looking for the agent was hard enough. Whenever I got a reply to my query letter I felt a mix of excitement and fear before opening it.
After enough rejection I got use to it and the excitement of opening another email reply was gone.
Then came the signing with the agent. For weeks after that I was a wreck. I wanted a weekly update from him about what was happening with the book.
Two years later, I’m back to submitting query letters, but this time to small press publishers. I’ll update with any further news as I have it.
Absence
March 4th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchI’ve been away from the blog for two weeks now. Posting only limited stuff. We celebrated Chinese New Years and had house guests. I’m all fireworked out and I don’t think I need to eat for a month. I’d seen crazy firework displays in Taiwan where spectators dress in motorcycle helmets and rain coats to watch fireworks because they shoot out into the crowd. That was intense.
But Sanya gave an amazing display. It isn’t done in any organized fashion. But individual goes out on the beach and shoot of huge fireworks. No pyrotechnic license needed. It was a free for all–except the fireworks were expensive.
I live on a beach that is 10 kilometers long. On half of it, that’s 5 kilometers, there were solid fireworks going for 6 hours straight. I went and sat at a beach restaurant and watched for a while. It was 180 degrees of a constant spray of fireworks. Plus they set off long chains of firecrackers. Not the little ones we had a kids that numbed your hand if you didn’t throw it away fast enough. These things would easily blow your hand apart. The noise was terrorizing. My wife got sick from the constant barrage of explosions.
And that was just New Years eve. It went on like that for the entire week. My wife left town with the kid to visit family and friends in a quieter area of the island. And I hung at home to write. In two days I wrote 7000 words (The Dream of the Apple Head post came from that). That was cool. But every evening at dusk, I had to stop because the noise was too great. I couldn’t hear myself think. I couldn’t even think straight. And there was no possible chance to sleep again until the sun came up and the Chinese went home.
I tried to take pictures but they didn’t turn out. But a television crew came and interviewed me about what the Chinese New Year meant to me. I’m sure I said some very nice things, but they came early in the morning and I hadn’t slept. And Hunter wasn’t into it. He’s holding up a stuffed tiger as his way to show how he celebrated the new year. He, like me, prefers to be behind the camera.
Contributing to the Experiment
February 11th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchI’m still working out the details of my experiment in the brave new world of alt-publishing. Part of this experiment has meant defining my writing. It’s kind of been all over the place. My first novel, Torque, which gained me representation in the traditional publishing world in NYC, was neo-Noir. It’s a fun genre and through that I went to NoirCon in Philadelphia and met some of the best people I know.
But since then, I haven’t written neo-Noir. My writing, and even Torque, to some extent has been laden with questions of identity. In many of my fictions characters wear masks, or in the case of the new book, My Alien Sex Fiend, there’s a character who literary shape-shifts. The book has an alien in it, and it has clones, and it’s not entirely serious. So what category of fiction is it? Sci-Fi fans wouldn’t called it Sci-Fi. I don’t think it fits comedy either, and is that even a real literary genre? (more…)
Shrunken Manuscript – Green Variation
February 8th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchI started playing with the concept of Shrunken Manuscripts as a revision technique as laid out by Darcy Pattison but had to mod the process. You know me, I love modding. It’s my creative way of taking ownership of a process, making it work for me. And maybe, just maybe, giving something back to the community which shared the idea in the first place.
That’s the spirit of this post. (more…)
Maurice Finds an Audience
February 5th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSo I tell my mom about my post, Me, My Dad, and Maurice. Because it’s cute, and there are pictures of her grandson, and I know she’ll get a kick out of it. Well she did more than that. See my mom is an elementary school teacher, and her specialty is reading to kids. So naturally, she takes the blog post and reads it to her students. Then she has them write a journal about the story. Here’s the email she sent me regarding the experience. Their comments are great! (Emily’s comment is my favorite).
Feedback Continued…
January 31st, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchIn my post Feedback, I published an email a friend sent regarding the direction the blog is taking. I’m finding this conversation to be extremely useful, so I’m posting the continued conversation. I know this particular friend doesn’t usually comment on blogs, so it’s extra cool of him to take the time to give such insight.
Feedback
January 30th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSo I asked for Feedback in my post So Tell Me This, and I got it. Only a good friend has guts to say it so straight. And I have great need of good friends. Here’s what he had to say:
You want feedback, pal? Well, brace yourself. I’m sure you’re looking for more than just “great job dude.”
So Tell Me This…
January 29th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchEnd of the month. Time to take stock on the experiment. But I need your involvement to help me make this something you’d like to read consistently and tell your friends about. Questions abound, but let me give you some stats first. (more…)
“Insatiable” News
January 15th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchGood news today from Shanghai. The Director at Zuloo who invited me to write a one-act play “really enjoyed” it and found it “very performable.” And I thought he was going to file it under WTF.
Here’s a bit of the email.
I really enjoyed Insatiable. I think it’s very performable. It hits the cross-cultural theme rather well. And that’s a lot of food, let’s be honest.
It will fit nicely into a one-act evening. I hope that we can produce something at the end of March.
Since most of you, my reading public, won’t be able to get to Shanghai for a one-act evening. I’ll publish the script in full opening night. And now that I’m thinking about it. I’ll talk to Zuloo about videotaping the performance. Though I don’t know how I’m going to upload since Youtube is blocked here.
Speaking of blockage. The theater’s performance of M. Butterfly got shutdown by the censorship police. Check out the article.
The guy pulling up his pants in the pic, that’s Daniel the director.
After reading that, I have to say. The censorship is not likely because of the play’s content, it’s because the theater didn’t build the proper relationship with the government. Meaning, they forgot to pay somebody off. The hint comes from the reasoning the police used. They didn’t have a “License.” Translation – you didn’t pay up.
I’m pretty sure my play about a competitive eater will get passed the censorship police–especially if they get paid this time. Anyway, my play is too small for them to care about in the first place. And even if they do see it, they’ll likely file it under WTF?
The Experiment Begins… Soon
January 7th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchI read somewhere that writers should use their blogs as labs for learning how to write and what to write. I like to think after a master’s degree, two pre-published novels, a sensationally successful web series I know something about how to write… still there’s always room to grow.
Last week, I posted a funny little story about some FB confusion. It was my blog’s equivalent to a web sensation. Now there are probably tons of reasons why it got so many hits, including it was the New Year, and there was some FB activity from my best friend and web master, and other people from the online community were involved in the story.
I have to put a shout out to Niq Cid, the woman behind the FB caper. She’s the most left-brained, monkey girl I know. She’s got a great writing voice and a killer eye for photographing food. Thanks Niq for making me feel Hawt for a couple of days anyway.
She made me think about “what to write.” It seemed amusing stories about how dumb I can be are popular blog fodder. So it was time to go back to the lab again, yo. I asked myself a series of questions. Can I write stories that continue to build a web presence for this blog? Can I, a life long dumbass, draw a readership, a fan base? Can I build an empire upon stories of all the dumbass things I’ve done?
In the coming weeks, I will begin the experiment with the tale of how I attempted the dumbest thing any man with two girlfriends could ever attempt and inevitably must attempt being dumb enough to have two girlfriends in the first place. Over the coarse of a week, I will present you with “E’s Birthday.” A five part series about a dambass and the girls dumb enough to date him–meaning me.
And if you’ve been here before, you’ve no doubt noticed the new banner. Thanks go out to Stone for his excellent creative work. Pretty cool, eh? He had to do some resizing so my head is fatter now and my eyes are set wider apart, which kind of makes me look like a dumbass. Usually, I’m HAWT!
I’m just about finished with the story, so I’ll post soon. But I also want to create some back log. Come back soon and, as always, please feel free to comment.
So the other day…
January 4th, 2010 by Jeremy TrylchSo the other day I get this email from FB saying some girl named Bianca commented on a photo of me. And her comment was “this dude is hawt!
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I can’t log into FB because I’m behind the Great Firewall of China. And I don’t know Bianca, so I dismiss it as spam.
Then the next day I get another email from FB. Only this time it says a girl I know commented on a photo of me, saying, “Yes he is!
” I’m thinking, Can’t be. There’s a mistake. FB has obviously mixed up my picture with some stud. I don’t know. But it’s not me. But then again, maybe. Maybe I’ve come into something here. Now I’m in my prime. I’m walking a little taller now.
So I ask a friend to log in and get the goods on what’s going on with FB. I gotta find out just how Hawt I am. Could be I was wearing a really good shirt, or maybe the camera got me from the right angle. I imagine myself buying several identical shirts and positioning myself in certain places in crowds and low lit rooms.
Then this morning, I’m riding the bus. And a girl starts talking to me. Usual, stuff. “Where are you from, and is Hainan as nice as Hawaii?” That stuff. Then she offers her phone number to me. I try to refuse graciously. I can’t make her understand because my Chinese is abysmal. She was pretty and all that, but no. So I show her the screen on my phone is broken, and I can’t save numbers. She grabs my phone and calls herself to capture my number and says, “I’ll call you.”
Now I’m thinking, I AM hawt. This is my year, my decade maybe even. Things are turning around for me. Lady editors will buy my books and get them made into movies because I am HAWT. I’ll even write an autobiography and have some hawt young newbe play me in the movie. Yeah. And he’d be lucky to have the part.
That’s when my friend reports back about the comments on the picture of “me.” Some 22 year old model named Todd is in a photo that’s tagged with my name. Turns out that the girl who knows me, included me as a character in her book. And published a picture of what my “character” in the book looks like. See. I already have a hawt young stud playing me. She was using a whole lot of creative license. Guess she can’t have some soft old guy in her book for teen girls. I wish I was 6′5″ and built like a rugby player.

Now I’m LMAO at myself. But I’m a bit relieved. For a minute there I thought I had the Kavorka. Now I can go back to writing my crime novel about a good old triple cross with a trunk full of money.






























