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GOP Puts Florida on eBay

By selling
off
Florida to
make profit on
eBay, the Republican

Party was paid
$7,500
in Tallahassee. And
was paid

in gold,

ornate gold manufactured of wood.
The conservatives
value
fabricated gold.

“Florida
seemed like
an
expense,” said
Republican spokeswoman. “A lavish

party
happens to be financially possible.”

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